In my dream I discovered that something is missing! One very important piece of clothing! Which no man can do without! I wear it every day, and today ... when I was going to work ... I forgot her ... how could this happen ??? I can not imagine!!! But apparently I have big memory problems !!!
I really hope that my colleagues did not suspect anything ... otherwise I will be very ashamed! I feel uncomfortable! It seems that everyone has already noticed my loss and is vigorously discussing it ...
Dear, have you accidentally happened to such stupid situations ??? By the way, do you understand what part of the clothes we are talking about ???
I may surprise you ... but promise not to laugh ...because all this situation I imagine in real .

And btw if you were near at that time ? Would you help me …? Or will just watching without say something ?