I have collected the best tools that will help you get rid of those who are called "friends" in the world in the shortest possible way.
1. When a friend calls you, say: “I will call you back in the evening / tomorrow!” And do not call back. Don't waste time on empty chatter.
2. Do not wish your friends happy birthday or other holidays. This is done only by Old Believers who observe all the ridiculous traditions.
3. Every time you talk to a friend, look at your phone. You can miss something important and your world will collapse. Think, just because of some friend who was impatient to see you, your whole life can be destroyed.
4. Every time you meet, allow yourself to be late. Just think, Queen Bird, will wait! Always wait for you, let it become your style of life.
5. Only weaklings apologize for being late. What's the point in asking for forgiveness? Train their patience - a very useful skill in life.
6. When you say goodbye, always say: “How great it was! Let's meet more often! ". And then don't initiate the meeting. Test your friend for the truth of his friendship. You are an important enough person to be invited to meetings, and not vice versa.
7. If a friend has not called you for a long time, just delete his number and block it in social networks.
He either betrayed you or died - what's the point in worrying. To do this, he has relatives or, at worst, civil service.
8. When choosing a gift for a friend, give something that you do not need, something cheap (not only in price, but in fact). All the same, these gifts are then thrown away or transferred. Warm more, he still does not expect anything good from you.
9. Feel free to lie to a friend. Check it regularly for foresight. This is the best way to reproduce a strong spirit in him, and for yourself to check how deep you can plunge into a lie so that it will not be noticed.
10. Do not introduce your friends from one environment to friends from another environment. They mix.
They will begin to be friends with each other and will definitely stop communicating with you. You should never unite people, it leads to revolutions.
11. Behind the eyes of your friends, talk to strangers whatever you think about them. It is easier for a stranger to understand whether your friend is a good person or not. A stranger won't let you down!
12. Try not to make new friends. Limit yourself to business conversations. What is the point of making friends, and then waiting all your life when you will be betrayed. And they will betray you for sure !!!
Be carefull!