A – A Woman and a Car

I can't count the jokes where the main characters are women, and in particular – blondes driving. Banal sayings – about a woman driving and a monkey with a grenade. (That's just the objectivity of men is clearly not enough – statistics stubbornly say that emergency situations are created in the overwhelming majority – men!)

B – Woman and Chatter

Women are unsurpassed conversationalists on the phone, and chatter is an innate feeling. But women solve most of the issues and problems with words, unlike men who try to use force. Well, or they use words to motivate men to use their strength in the right direction (see the next paragraph) ;-)

B – Female Extortionist

Well, who, if not a woman, can achieve what she wants with the help of magic words-comparisons that no man can listen to for a long time.

“And Nadya was given a gold bracelet by her new boyfriend...”

“And Verka has new boots, already the second for the season, and I have last year's...”

“And Galkin's husband took trips to the Canary Islands again...”

“And Sofia's husband made repairs in the bedroom...”

“And our neighbor himself, without reminding his wife, takes out the garbage every morning...”

G – Woman and Lipstick

Do you know how many kg of lipstick a man eats in his whole life? It turns out to be at least 3 kg! A weighty reason not to like this irreplaceable element of cosmetics.

D – Women's Diets have broken up more than one family

My husband comes home from work, hungry and angry, opens the pot – there's millet porridge on the water, opens the refrigerator – there's cabbage and carrots. And my wife tries to convince me that it's easier to lose weight together.

E – Woman and Food

A woman who does not know how to cook edible food is a real scourge for a man who cannot afford to have breakfast, lunch and dinner in a restaurant. There are several solutions: either switch to sandwiches and semi-finished products, or live with your mother-in-law, or still learn to earn more. Which one do you like best, men? ;-)

W — Simpering women

They look funny in the eyes of men. But at the same time they annoy men because they make idiots of them. Hmm... how can we, weak women, make someone out of strong men? Something doesn't add up here... ;-)

Z – A Woman and a Mirror

This common household item is a devourer of women's time worse than a computer and a TV. How many delays, quarrels and scandals occur because of a woman's natural desire to look better! And by the way, we do this for men!

And – Female Tantrums

Women's hysteria is often feigned, but sometimes it becomes an integral part of a woman. Well, if you love your woman, be patient!

K — Karma that women believe in

This is a huge source of income for astrologers, psychics, fortune tellers and magicians. Well, what would they do if women were not so easily suggestible – yes, not to her, but they need to pray for the entire female sex!

L – Female Logic

Point one – women's Logic is always right! Point two – if you are not right – see point one!

And in general, women's logic does not rust. Because it's... iron. Hmm... well, what's the logic here? Female!

M – Women and Soap Operas

They are made for each other. (Well, women don't condemn men's love of football and boxing!)

N – Aching wife …

... only a deaf husband can stand it…

O – Women's Grievances

There is always a reason for female resentment! And if not, then the woman will easily find it.

P – Woman and Plastic

Well, what kind of woman does not dream of plastic surgery. Everything is needed – plastic ears, plastic lips, breasts, nose, etc. And then you will be happy! But there will be no more money.

P – Female Extravagance

The desire of women to spend money knows no bounds. Trust a woman with your feelings, but not your credit card ... (Well, dear men, it's not for nothing that they say – a woman looks at the amount her man earns. Therefore, do not skimp on your face in front of society!)

C – Women's Fears

They are able to stupefy even experienced psychologists. Maybe that's why psychology attracts women more. But a man can always show himself to a woman as a brave and strong defender by removing a spider from the curtain.

T – Woman-Mother-In-Law

The wife's best mom is the one who lives in another city. Conclusion – look for a bride not in your city. But subconsciously, prepare for the mother-in-law's move anyway…

Y – Wife 's Reproaches

These are compliments on the contrary, and you need to get used to them. Well, or still fix the door in the nightstand and finally take out this withered Christmas tree. :-)

F – Female flirting

A woman flirts with all the men around just for sport, Well, why not understand this to men and what to attribute bad motives to? You also open doors to other women and give them a hand on the slippery steps. But at the same time, you do not think about cheating on your wife. Or are you thinking? ;-)

X is A Woman's Trick

A woman's cunning is not a trick, but the ability to find ways out of any situation. She is beyond a man's understanding. Oh, in this explanation, the female logic has turned on again…

C – Women Love To Kiss

Men, in principle, are also not against kissing. If sometimes… In moderation… Not for long… Or not him, but his…

H – A Woman is a Miracle

A woman is the first and most important Miracle of our world. And if she starts to freak out, then it won't seem enough to others! But that's also why men love women so much.

Sh – A Woman and a Fur Coat

Fur coat! How much is in this word… This is the dream of any woman, a constant theme of humor about the weaker sex and the headache of almost any man. And what saddens men even more is that there are not enough fur coats, that a woman needs them different for every occasion and that wearing a fur coat last season this year is "not comme il faut".

I–I'm A Woman!

Being a woman is not easy, but very interesting! Yes, women are physically weaker than men. And they think differently. But a woman can do what no man can – create life. A woman is Life! And we are proud of it!