In the vastness of social networks, you can catch all sorts of adventures, in addition to correspondence with a school friend and videos of cats that dive into small boxes. Every girl, regardless of appearance and age, receives offers of an intimate nature with enviable regularity. Each - without exaggeration, I conducted a poll! And what is noticed is that the guys, after all, are not very creative in their messages!

Every one. in the personal account, I find at least one bright speech from a macho man, which boils down to the painfully understandable idea of "friendship with organisms". This is certainly not an exact quote, it is not recommended to pronounce a direct sentence in a decent society.

Most often, guys 20 - 30 years old have an irresistible desire to make one of us happy, and this is regardless of the age of the "bride". Such stallions (in their opinion) guarantee the highest pleasure with home delivery (enhanced nutrition is welcome). Some, especially brave, even try to describe the process in the best traditions of "I'm taking off from you ...".

Grooms older than 50 also hint at warm, but are more careful in hints. There was such an episode in my virtual life: a decent gray-haired man wrote once, dedicating poems to me. Of course, it was strange to read a broken, high-sounding syllable, but I didn't want to block a romantic and persistent poet either. After 10 days of my silence, I received a photo of his lower chakra. Apparently, the groom's loins were supposed to turn me on... and they led me on the path of a weak shock, even this photo did not reach the strong one.

The appeals "pussy / baby / baby" are probably also the boyfriend's calculation for a quick victory... victory over common sense. Moreover, the "kid" on the other side of the monitor is very surprised and angry when the girl is not impressed by such attention on his part. Especially touchy - these are guys around 40, apparently the midlife crisis pushes for adventures, but it's somehow too lazy to develop the right plan of action. And so it will come down - he has already written a handsome man!

Guys, there are a lot of great things to do to diversify your leisure time, and for this you do not need to send out your male "virtues" - so you are unlikely to cause admiring sighs, which you hoped for, naively. For example, fishing, gym, dacha, a visit to a psychologist, embroidery and macrame - all this calms the nerves, again, do not forget about your wives, they will certainly be happy to address "bunny"!