The story is about one of my neighbors , for some unknown reason, neighbor Mr. Johnson I'll call him that,
hates having leaves lying around in his yard.
Anyway, I saw him picking up leaves from an avocado tree and throwing them over to another neighbor's property where the tree was growing.
He was cursing in profanity all the time. The more leaves he collected, the angrier he got, throwing it all over the fence.
Eventually I even stopped sweeping and just stood and watched the spectacle.

He got so angry that he jumped over the neighbor's fence and started climbing a tree.
He climbed and tried to break the branches that were hanging down toward his yard. Suddenly he screamed in pain and surprise.
Later we found out that he had been bitten by a huge hunter spider (I didn't even know they bite people, but they aren't poisonous).

I saw him swing his arms frantically and then fall from the tree beautifully, almost like in a cartoon.
Fell toward his yard, right on top of his dog's kennel. Luckily: 1) The roof was flat; 2) It was held on snot; 3) It was wide enough.
He ended up falling right on his dog's cot. He was lucky, probably so he was able to avoid serious injury.