There was one employee of ours. His job required him to fly quite often on business trips and it always ended the same way. The linemen would take him off the flight and take him to the police station.

The thing was that his name and even his place of birth were the same as some maniac and murderer who was on the international wanted list. Only the date of birth was different.

His character was bad enough and he pissed everyone off so much at the police station that they gave him a certificate that looked something like this: "This man is not a homicidal maniac."

Can you guess how such a certificate worked at the airport? That's right. They started taking him to the police station twice as fast.