I know that for me it is my job to keep my lady laughing the rest of her life, I love to make people laugh no matter what. However I am going through a hard time right now after the hospital did some brain damage to me, with it making me have to have knock out sound ear phones, making my brain and ear nerves extremely sensitive, just like me, very easy to make cry from the heart and soul. However my entire life God has watched over me and saved my life more than any man in war. I know that I will find the right girl on here even if she is a girl that has to learn to treat my head and ears the hard way, the thing I fear the most is I'm so fast with words and jokes to making a girl laugh, that even though I'm disabled with mild seizures from being bitten by a brown lacruse spider at age 6, that was suppose to kill me no matter what, but that was when Gods angels started watching over my life, and have been ever since, this will be passed down to my future kids as well, I guarantee that. Money can never buy love no matter what in my opinion, or happiness, happiness comes from love with the stages I've been through in life. I'm a guy that makes the girl chase me to show me she wants to come to me, and live with me forever, and have the blessing of 5 times the happiness with professional cartoon characters, singing voice to my wife, professional golfer, writer, author, comedian of stage, talents of a professional writing teacher, golf teacher and coach of mostly any sport. I will never hurt my lady no matter what in my marriage, if I did in any small way, she would have to take my arm and tell e it was O.K. sweaty, I forgive you, even on the smallest smallest things, If I did something big I could never live with myself the rest of my entire life. I grew up with girls as my best friends, that's why I'm so emotional with woman, loving caring, extremely patient, communicative, grateful, honest, loyal, committed, romantic, very clever, and everything else any girl seeks in her only dream man, except I can't drive with my mild seizures girls, but I can give you 5 times more love than any man, I guarantee you that girls. If you want to get to know me faster and better, email me at [email protected], and we will build a serious relationship, you girls have no idea how many messages I get, I've almost gotten 2,000 messages in just 2 months only, as I said the girls has to message me a ton of times on here, and send me an email of hers and I'll email her back with all her answers to her ?'s, but this is going to be a chase between all you girls to see who wants me the most with how many chats I get at once, and how many messages I get, I can't even keep up with them, there are so many. I'll make you laugh the rest of your life girls, and I guarantee that, I already have my first book almost ready to sell world wide, making me millions every new book, just like this unique one for you.
Bambi's deer mother never taught him any manners, so he couldn't take a Flower to his girlfriend, which stinks, so he ran back into the forest to Thumper.