Arguments over who is right often end up with both spouses being wrong.

True love is when you can not even look into each other's eyes, but continue to communicate.

When a man says, "I don't know what I want," it means that he wants something but doesn't know what it is.

Women love jewelry. Men love when women have jewelry.

A good sense of humor is the key to a successful relationship. If you cannot laugh together, how can you bear each other?

If you can't find your soul mate, you may just need to improve your math.

To keep your relationship long and happy, it's important to do things together that make both of you happy. For example, shared care for pets or travel together.

When a woman says, "Nothing has happened," it means that something has happened.

The best way to compliment your significant other is to do it suddenly and sincerely.
For example, "Honey, you look beautiful even when you're not smiling."

No matter how much you love your partner, sometimes you still want to give him a little dirty gesture to see how he reacts.

I hope this humorous relationship blog lifted your spirits and made you smile!