number 1
A neighbor complained to me about snoring from our apartment: "Tell your husband to stop!" I sleep soundly, and I decided not to pester my husband. Until one day I woke up in the middle of the night and saw that he was sleeping quietly on his side, holding the pillow tightly to his ear ...

number 2
- I bought the book "Poisons and the history of their use", just to read. The husband washes the dishes for the second day, and takes out the garbage, and agrees with me in everything ...

number 3
Jeans tell me: "Do not eat at night! We are no longer fastened!".

And leopard leggings whisper: "Eat! If anything, then we will stretch out ...".