Of course women don’t work as hard as men…
They get it right the first time.


What do you call a man that lost all of his intelligence?
A widow.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

What’s the smartest thing a man can say?
“My wife says….”

What’s a man’s idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.

Men are like…..Vacations.
They never seem to be long enough.

Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.

Why do women love puppies more than men? Puppies are smarter then men. They quit whining after 3 months.

The scariest thing a woman can say to a man is ? Notice anything different?

This not to offend anyone! It's to show a sense of humor men can have about themselves . As an example to what my culture finds funny. Not every culture shares the same type of humor. So it's a huge challenge to show it. What you might find funny other cultures won't. So when meeting a ladies family. Please ask her directly what is appropriate behavior and what is or is not humorous to her family so you never offend someone!
I hop you all enjoy this humor and no one gets offended ! I'm sorry if anyone does. But humor can break the ice with everyone if it's done appropriately!