Hello, everyone!:) Today I want to battle with men and cheer up women who read my blog.

Our world is filled with contrasts. Good and evil, black and white, happiness and sadness. Everything is connected, combined and blended: this is the way true balance appears but the absolute harmony is only reflected in relationships between men and women.

John Gray, a famous American philosopher and relationship counselor, wrote a book with a sounding title that has been recently much talked about: “Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus”. If you read this book carefully, you’ll understand one global truth: men and women in general are different in similar ways.

But today in my blog I am not going to discuss the main differences between men and women, I am going TO BATTLE!:) Are you brave enough to fight with me?:) Now I want to prove you that it is much better to be a woman than a man and I have reasons to prove it! Every woman is beautiful. Every woman is unique. Despite their beauty and mystery, there are some *funny* reasons why being a woman is preferable to being a man.

1) Women can have more orgasms. In fact, women have three different types of orgasms, while men only have one. After an orgasm, a woman doesn’t need to take a short break for another one; she is ready to go immediately.
2) They don’t have to worry about getting bald once they pass 30. Baldness is an act of torture for more than 70% of men who have passed 30. Also, women tend to take better care of their hair. They can have more fun with it, change the color every time they have an existential crisis, or get a new haircut when they want to have fun with their visual identity. Women get to play the chameleon.
3) Women live longer. No woman should be afraid of dying after her husband. She should be afraid of wasting her life by being with her husband.
4) Being daddy’s little girl is much better than being a mommy’s son. It just is.
5) They generally have better fashion sense than men. They know stripes and polka dots don’t go together. Fashion is every woman’s wheelhouse. As Socrates would say, “The only thing I know is that I don’t know what to wear.”
6) Women are first to be saved if a ship is sinking. Titanic, anyone?
7) Women don’t feel pressured to know how to fix stuff in the house. A woman would rather fix hearts.
8) It is more convenient for a woman to hide big ears with her hair. Men with short hair cannot hide their ears.
9) Women don’t have to touch their genitalia in public in order to put them in a more comfortable position. Sometimes, a man needs to dig deep in his pants, even if he is standing in the middle of the highly-crowded Times Square. Women are not forced to act so brutishly.
10) A woman definitely knows if the child is hers. No question there.

I hope my reasons made you smile and improved your mood! Do you want to win and prove me I am wrong? Is it really better to be a man? Prove me, write me your own reasons and maybe you will win a winner price?!)

I wish everyone a good day and a great mood!
Mila