Step 1: Make friends with the Dragon (yes, seriously!)
First, pretend to be a friend. Bring him something tasty - dragons also like tasty things. If your dragon prefers fried lamb, grab a couple! While he's chomping, start a friendly conversation with him. Tell him about your hard life in knightly armor, about the weight of the sword and the creaking of chain mail. Perhaps he will feel sorry for you... or at least instructive!
Step 2: Take an army of "special weapons" with you
No one said that fighting a dragon is a lonely business! Invite your friends, let everyone bring something unusual. One - balloons (in case the dragon is afraid of popping), another - confetti (who knows, maybe dragons like bright flashes), and the third can be trusted with your heart and nerves - suddenly it will come in handy! Prepare a surprise attack so that your dragon is confused from laughter.
Step 3: A powerful spell - humor!
You know, dragons, like people, often cannot stand jokes about themselves. If you dare, try telling a couple of dragon jokes. For example, "Why does the dragon never go to a restaurant? Because he burns all the bills!" While the dragon is laughing (or snorting with indignation), you will have a chance to choose the right moment to strike. The main thing is to catch the wave correctly!
Step 4: Understand and forgive
After a long exchange of jokes, anecdotes and balloons, you will most likely be able to see in this fire-breathing beast something more than just a villain. Maybe he doesn't like this whole dragon life either - the guard, the fire, the loneliness in the cave... So before you attack finally, think - what if he can be killed not with a sword, but with kindness?
And here it is - the finale
If all the above methods did not work and the dragon did not surrender to the mercy of friendship, humor and kindness, then all that remains is to... take a photo with him as a keepsake! After all, it's not every day you meet a dragon that can withstand this whole show!
So, my dear heroes, perhaps victory is not always in defeating the enemy, but in taming him. I agree, a world without dragons would be boring. Maybe we should leave a couple?
That's all, Nadya .