It all started on the first date, when he looked at me mysteriously and, as if casually, asked a question: "Do you like sports?" I, as an experienced diplomat, read in this a signal: "Aren't you too complicated for me?" I answered with all ease: "I especially love a pizza-eating marathon!" 🍕

Since then, I decided that I would decipher male signals like a spy in a movie. Leaning closer? That means he is interested. Put his hands in his pockets? Most likely, he is nervous. Staring at your phone? Hmm... well, that one doesn't need translation. 📱🤔

But you know what's ironic? Even when I, like a true polyglot, adapt to their communication style - short, clear, without hints - it still turns into a comedy. For example, recently I decided to ask directly: "Do you like this dress?" I expected delight, but got a modest: "Normal." Normal?! 😳

And when it comes to their signals... it's a whole separate art form! For example, his quiet "yes, of course" sometimes means "no, just try it!" And his grumbling about work is a subtle hint at a desire to be hugged. How can you not get confused in this? 🤷‍♀️

I'm still learning. Sometimes it's funny, sometimes... just mysterious. But you know what I realized? Men are not a code that needs to be cracked. It's more like music: to understand it, you have to listen with your heart. ❤️

And now it's your turn! Tell me, what signals of ours remain a mystery to you? Or maybe you have your own system for translating women's language? 🥰