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A humorous horoscope for 2025 from Maria.
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Aries
2025 promises to be a year of great discoveries for you: you will open new nooks and crannies in your closet, unexpectedly finding a couple there that you have long considered lost. At work, success awaits only those Aries who dare to perform a feat - at least close the tabs with social networks in time.

Taurus
The year will pass under the motto "Give me something to eat, and I will move mountains!" The main thing is not to confuse turning over mountains with turning over a sofa. The stars hint that it's time to move: at least for more. Love will find you where you least expect it - perhaps even in line for coffee.

Gemini
This year, it will be difficult for you to choose between "lying at home with a book" and "lying at home with a TV series." However, the stars warn: if you choose for too long, you can be left without a blanket at all. Everything will be easy in a relationship if you remember the main thing: sometimes it’s enough to just say “yes, darling.”

Cancer
The year is preparing a lot of surprises for you, and the main one is you yourself. You will find that you can solve complex problems, for example, figure out where your socks go. In love, you will be lucky if you stop arguing with your partner over trifles, like “whose turn is it to take out the trash.”

Leo
Your year will be bright and rich, like your social media feed. But remember: brightness is important not only in photos, but also in life. Find yourself a hobby, otherwise the universe will run out of ideas to surprise you with. By the way, in 2025 you will have a chance to become the main star of the party - if you bring a cake.

Virgo
Virgos, the stars tell you that it’s time for you to stop controlling everything. For example, stop checking if the refrigerator is closed - it won’t get any cleaner. Otherwise, the year promises to be stable, especially if you stop worrying about your neighbors not cutting their lawns properly.

Libra
In 2025, you will finally find a balance between "I want" and "I can." True, this balance will most likely be lying on the couch. The stars advise you to devote more time to yourself: buy those boots that you have been looking at since autumn. Who knows, maybe you will meet your destiny in them?

Scorpio
Your year will be marked by passion, not only in love, but also in arguments with friends about which TV series is better. Be prepared for unexpected turns, especially in the kitchen: what you thought was spices may turn out to be sugar. But is this a trifle for a fighter like you?

Sagittarius
The stars predict a year of great travel for you, and it will begin with a trip... to the nearest supermarket. But in 2025, you will learn to enjoy the little things – for example, the fact that you finally remembered to bring your umbrella. Love will find you if you yourself remember to leave the house.

Capricorn
The year will be fruitful, especially for those who decide to replant a cactus and finally throw out old magazines. The stars advise you to spend more time with loved ones, even if it means watching their favorite shows together. In love, success will go to those who can avoid arguing with their partner about the recipe for borscht.

Aquarius
Your creativity will be in full swing, so get ready for unexpected ideas – from rearranging furniture to how to get everywhere in one day. The main thing is to remember to write down your brilliant thoughts so that you can surprise the world with them later. In 2025, you will be lucky if you remember to say "thank you" for the little things.

Pisces
Pisces, your year will be like a fairy tale: sometimes funny, sometimes a little strange, but definitely memorable. The stars advise you to spend more time on yourself, but don't forget about your loved ones. Especially those who are ready to treat you to something tasty. Everything will be wonderful in love if you remember: happiness is not only in dreams, but also in real embraces.

With a smile and warmth,
Maria.

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