A man's morning
He opens his eyes, looks at the clock and realizes: "Five more minutes...". And a second later - an hour has already passed! Men are masters in the art of instant sleep. Then they run to the shower, where they can think about the meaning of life while the water runs down their hair. Breakfast? Who eats it anyway! There is always a holy trinity in the fridge: sausage, ketchup and yesterday's pizza.
Workday
At work, everything is simple: coffee is the fuel that allows you to maintain attention at meetings. A computer, a keyboard and a whole army of colleagues who will certainly want to discuss the latest football matches or a new gadget. And yes, if a man says he's busy, it means he's looking at the screen and pretending to work so as not to miss an important update in the world of technology.
Coming home
The journey home is sacred. You can relax and think about the eternal: what's for dinner? And at home, the eternal question awaits him: "What kind of day was today?" The answer is predictable: "Fine." And it doesn't matter what's behind it: an earthquake, a promotion, or a strike.
Evening rest
The main moment of the day is the battle for the remote. After all, only a man knows how to properly change channels. Movies? No, better news or football. Well, if the day was especially hard, you can allow yourself to relax with your favorite game on the console. And let the whole world wait!
Weekends
Weekends are sacred time for male exploits. What could be better than lying on the couch and developing a strategy "How to do nothing and still look busy"? Of course, there is always the option of helping around the house, but let's be honest, that's what Monday is for!
Summary
A man's life is an endless game with varying success. Their world is full of adventures, where the main character is himself. And even if it sometimes looks funny from the outside, we love them as they are: a little lazy, slightly forgetful, but always ready to be our protectors.
So, girls, let's look at men's lives with humor. They do the same when it comes to us! Marina.