The beginning was promising...
So, February, romance is in the air, I am all in anticipation of a surprise from my beloved. Options were spinning in my head: jewelry? A nice dinner? A trip? Flowers at least, right?
But my man decided that I am not like everyone else... And that I do not need banalities. I am special! (Apparently, so much so that my desires no longer coincide with the desires of normal women). And here it is - the moment of truth!
With an important look, a mysterious smile and the look of a man who is about to knock me down, he hands me a box. Of course, I am all in anticipation - who knows, maybe there are car keys in there? Or a ticket to the Maldives? (Yes, it is good to dream!) I open it... and see...
🎁 AN INFLATABLE MATTRESS. 🎁Yes, you heard right. AN INFLATABLE. MATTRESS. On Valentine's Day! My emotions?
About like a person who thought he won a million, but it turned out - a 5% discount on a pie. I decided that this was a joke. I looked at him - no, a serious face. He sees that I am in a stupor, and happily explains:
"Darling, you said that you wanted more comfort on vacation! Now you can swim comfortably!" Yeah, if romance was somewhere nearby, then seeing THIS, she just fell and couldn't get up. How did it all end?
Of course, I laughed, appreciated the efforts... But after a couple of weeks, my man realized that he was wrong, and rehabilitated himself with a chic dinner and that same jewelry gift (well, what if you love - correct yourself! ). Conclusion?
Girls, if suddenly on this Valentine's Day you are given something strange, don't be upset. Firstly, this is a reason for a funny story. Secondly, you always have a chance to gently guide your man in the right direction. The main thing is with humor! Marina.