While the whole world is going crazy for romance, I can:
💔 Eat the last piece of cake in the fridge. Yes, that one, the one my colleague has already mentally made a will for. Because, well, who bought me chocolate hearts? No one. So, I'm my own Cupid, and this cake is my rightful trophy!
💔 Accidentally "forget" to reply to all the romantic messages. So what? Let them feel that chill of loneliness, like I do when I look at couples in a cafe!
💔 Sabotage Valentine's Day on social media. I upload photos of slippers to my stories with the caption "My only love" and comment on other people's posts with something like: "Yeah, let's see what you say on March 8th!"
💔 Buy yourself a gift and pretend in front of everyone that it was sent by a secret admirer. Oh, that mysterious smile when I open the box... Intrigue, intrigue! Let everyone guess who this mysterious admirer is! (And I just know my taste well 😎).
In general, while someone is drowning in the syrup of love, I choose to be that spark of chaos, without which this day would be too bland. 😏🔥 Happy Valentine's Day, romantics! Beware! 😘Marina.