Why are women sometimes more difficult to deal with than the instructions for an old microwave? 😅 It would seem that they say one thing, but mean something completely different. You try to figure it out logically, but you are faced with an emotional mini-explosion. 💥
Calm down. Now I will give you the key 🔑 to understanding women's language. It is not a magic "figured it out and won" button, but at least you will be able to avoid many pitfalls. 😎

1. "Do as you want" 😇
🔹 How a man hears it: Oh, cool! I have complete freedom of choice. 🔹 What it really means: You have already chosen something that is not what I need, but you have a chance to improve. If you do wrong, I will definitely notify you about it... but later. 😈
👉 How to proceed? Better clarify: “Are you sure you don’t mind? Or do you want something specific?” Ideally, offer a compromise right away.

2. “I have nothing to wear” 👗🙄
🔹 How a man hears it: Yeah, her closet is full, but she’s being capricious again. 🔹 What it really means: I have nothing to wear… in this particular situation. I want to feel beautiful, confident, desirable, but nothing in my wardrobe gives me that feeling.
👉 How to proceed? Don’t offer to “wear that blue dress.” Instead, say: “Let's buy you something new.” Even if the shopping doesn’t happen, you’ve already earned +100 points. 🎯

3. “I’m not angry” 😌 (SPOILER: I AM ANGRY)
🔹 How a man hears it: Great, then everything’s fine. 🔹 What it really means: I'm angry, but right now I'm more interested in seeing when you realize it yourself and start making excuses. 😏
👉 What to do? If you really screwed up, it's better to clarify what exactly is wrong. If you're not sure, just say, "Okay, but if something is wrong, I'm ready to listen."

4. "You're an adult." 🤨
🔹 How a man hears it: Yes, I am an adult, thanks for confirming. 🔹 What it really means: I don't like your choice, but I'll see how smart you are to figure it out for yourself.
👉 What to do? If the phrase sounds slightly sarcastically, you have problems. Check what exactly she meant before pretending nothing happened.

5. "Okay." 😶
🔹 How a man hears it: Then everything is okay. 🔹 What it really means: This is a trap word. It puts an end to the conversation not because everything is fine, but because I'm tired of arguing.
👉 What to do? If this is "Okay" after an argument, it's better to analyze where you screwed up.

6. "I'm fine" 🙂 (BUT NO)
🔹 How a man hears it: Well, great, then we can calmly continue doing our own thing. 🔹 What it really means: I feel bad, I'm upset, and if you don't notice it, then you don't understand me at all.
👉 What to do? Just ask: "Are you sure?" Or offer tea, a hug, whatever - the main thing is, don't leave it unattended. 🤗

7. "Are you listening to me?" 🤔
🔹 How a man hears it: Of course I'm listening! 🔹 What does this really mean: You are NOT listening to me, but you have one last chance to turn on your brain before I get offended.
👉 What to do? If you missed the beginning, save yourself with general phrases: “Yes, this is really interesting!”, “What you say is important to me.” And quickly figure out what was being discussed.

8. “You don’t notice anything?” 😏
🔹 How does a man hear this: ... Everything seems to be the same as always? 🔹 What does this really mean: I changed something in my appearance or in my home, and if you didn’t notice it, you underestimate me!
👉 What to do? ✔ Option 1 (safe): “You look amazing, but let me not guess and you tell me yourself?” ❌ Option 2 (risky): look around and try to notice, but if you make a mistake, you’re screwed.

9. "I just need some time alone" 😔
🔹 How a man hears it: That's it, she doesn't love me anymore, the relationship is on the brink. 🔹 What it really means: I'm emotionally overloaded, I need to digest my thoughts, not explain them right now.
👉 How to act? Calmly say: "Okay, I'm here if anything happens." This is not about you, this is about her - don't get worked up.

10. "We need to talk" ⚠
🔹 How a man hears it: Damn, I'm about to get scolded. 🔹 What it really means: I want to discuss something important, and if you immediately start defending yourself, we'll just end up arguing.
👉 How to act? Answer: "About what exactly? I want to understand." This will give you time to prepare and not run into emotions.

🔥 The main rule of translation 🔥
Women do not speak in riddles on purpose. We just have a different emotional language. We can hint, imply or test your attentiveness – but we never do it for fun. 😘
❗ Want to understand us better? Just ask clarifying questions and pay more attention to the context. This will really save your nerves and improve your relationship.

Maria💋