Just think: we women wait our whole lives! We wait for a call, we wait for a text message, we wait until he finally gets the hint, we wait for the kettle to boil (that's still okay), and sometimes until his brain boils and he remembers that she promised to come on time.
But I'm patient! I can wait for you very much!
The philosophy of waiting: Zen mode is on!
You can wait in different ways. You can be nervous, suffer, bite your nails (no need!), or you can wait with dignity and even with pleasure!
For example, while you're falling apart:
I'll have time to drink a cup of coffee.
I even have time to drink two coffees.
I'll change my mind so much during this time that by the time you come, I might already have married someone else (I'm kidding... probably).
But I am patient! I can wait for you for a long time. I just hope that during this time my youth will not be able to turn into wisdom, and patience into a desire to throw a pillow at you.
A woman who waits is dangerous! Dear men, if your girlfriend said: "It's okay, I'll wait",
know: the worst has already happened!
When a woman waits for a long time, she switches on the thinking mode. First she thought about you, then about life, and then about the fact that it would be nice to update her wardrobe (with your card, of course).
And if at first she waited for you with love, then later you will already be faced with the question: "Well, what will you tell me in your defense?"
So, boys, if you value your life and finances - do not make us wait too long!
What to do while you're falling apart? Here are the top 5 genius things to do while someone is making you wait:
Count how many times you've been late in your life (and add +1).
Come up with a script for a melodrama called "I'm waiting for him, but he's walking somewhere."
See if there's anything new in the world of fashion and immediately decide that I urgently need it.
Write you an angry message and then delete it (for now).
Imagine a 19th-century French lady languidly waiting for a man... and order yourself a pastry as a historical tradition!
The main thing is not to overdo it!
Of course, I can wait for you for a long time.
But let's not set Guinness records, okay?
Because waiting is romantic, but only if it's not endless. And if I drag it out too long, then I won't be able to just wait, but... for example, find someone who will come on time.
So, my dear, while I wait for you, I am, of course, patient.
But maybe you should hurry up? Marina .