Don’t get too excited. Women aren’t amateurs either! April 1st is our moment to shine, our chance to get back at you for all the “That hairstyle looks… interesting” comments and the classic “Of course I remember our anniversary… just give me a sec to Google it.” Ha! Still funny, though.

Stay alert, gentlemen. Your morning coffee might be salty, and you may find your razor where the TV remote used to be. And if your phone suddenly starts calling you “Sweet Donut,” don’t panic - it’s just our way of returning the favor for your April Fools’ jokes.

So beware! Or better yet, accept our superiority in the art of pranking and surrender without a fight. 😈