Who are guardian angels and why do they have headaches
A guardian angel is your personal, divine guard. His job is to do everything so that you don't turn your life into a circus without insurance.
If angels had a trade union, they would have long ago secured the right to a vacation after each of your clubbing, parachute jumps, or five-minute naps before an exam.

"Can I just sit in the corner and cry?" said the angel when you again began to fix the outlet with your bare hands.

Why you shouldn't speed up
Firstly, angels, although they are heavenly beings, also get tired. Their reaction to your antics often resembles the sad sigh of a father who is fixing the remote control for the third time because you took it apart again "just to look at it."
Secondly, they don't have a turbocharger. Have you ever tried to run after a minibus that has left? This is approximately how a guardian angel feels when you suddenly decide to "make it on the yellow" or "jump over this fence, because what could go wrong?"

Signs that you have already outdone your angel:
They tell you: "That was the stupidest idea I've ever seen... but you're alive."

You wake up after a party and don't remember how you got home. And at home... you. And even in one piece.

People start recognizing you by name in the emergency room.

How to slow down and make friends with an angel
Cross the road at a crosswalk, not by intuition.

Don't set your alarm for 4:59 if you have to get up at 5:00. You are not a ninja, you are a human.

And don't try to "test how a bike will behave on ice." The bike will behave like a traitor.

In general, friends, don't fly faster than your guardian angel flies. He loves you, but he has neither a first aid kit nor time to watch your every TikTok experiment.
Give him a chance to at least catch up with you - otherwise he will come to the heavenly authorities again with a statement:
- "Can I have someone calmer? Look, we have one granny here, she knits and watches TV series. A dream!"

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