Balloons, you are a very funny person! I enjoy your posts.

As for excuses, I have a few for the list:

My brother ate a box of crayons.
My socks are in the cleaners.
The dog is watching.
You want to put that WHERE?
I gave at the office.
We did it last month.
You only bought me a hamburger.
Is that all you think about?
Not on the 12th date.
My mother waited until she was 20.
I'm too drunk.
I ate too much.
I just made the bed.
The kids are still awake.

There you go, Balloons!

David