Why are tears not about drama, but about the result?
He didn't notice the new haircut again?
- A couple of drops on the pillow are enough, and tomorrow you will not only get a compliment, but also a dinner at a restaurant.
He said that the dress is "not bad"?
- We smile, turn around, and leave. After 15 minutes: "What, were you crying? 😳".
And then the... magic begins.
When you want a new handbag, but "you can't spend money"?
— Well... it's not your fault that your woman's soul suddenly... overflowed! 👜💦 And men's tears?
Rare. Like a solar eclipse.
And even then... we don't care — we'll cry better!
With false eyelashes, with lined eyes,
and definitely — with the effect of "a bird whose wing was broken". 🕊️ But it's not that simple!
Of course, sometimes we cry for real:
from love, from pain, from the movie "Titanic" (for the 17th time!)
But even then —
a tiny actress still turns on inside us:
"Oh, this tear went down my cheek perfectly... I need to remember it for future scenes." 🎭 Women's life hack:
Tears work in tandem with:
trembling eyelashes 🦋
a trembling voice 📢
and the phrase: "I'm just... tired"
(translated as: "Now you'll hug me and give me chocolate. Immediately.") 🍫
Tears are women's diplomacy in a world where it's sometimes easier to cry than to explain.
We are not weak. We are smart strategists with water artillery.
And if suddenly there aren't enough tears, add a couple of drops from eye drops. The main thing is the effect. 😜
So, my dears, cry wisely.
And you, men, just remember:
if a woman cries, run... for flowers! 💐😉