I walked into my little office this morning like a boss. Not because I’m important — but because no one else was there to see me trip over the chair leg and almost spill my coffee on the printer 😅. Classic CEO move.
Every time I sit at my desk, I feel like I should be making powerful decisions. But instead, I’m choosing between replying to emails or googling “how to stay productive when you feel like a soggy croissant.” 🥐
I have a calculator on my desk. Not because I use it — but because it makes me look smart. Also, pressing buttons helps me think. One day I actually calculated how many coffees I’ve had this year. It was... concerning ☕️➕☕️➕☕️...
And yes, I do talk to myself. A lot. Sometimes I argue. Yesterday I lost.
But you know what? It’s my business, my mess, and my playlist playing in the background 🎶. I may not have it all figured out, but I definitely have snacks in my drawer and a secret dance I do when an email says “payment received.”
We all have our ways of surviving the office jungle. Mine just includes coffee, fake confidence, and talking to my stapler like it’s an old friend 😂.