Theory #1: Men secretly control the TV remote
Have you noticed how the remote always ends up in their hands? And no matter how many times they hide it, it magically returns. Perhaps this is part of a secret male conspiracy - to control what will be watched in the evening.
Theory #2: They agreed that pizza is the best dinner
The great male conspiracy is to avoid cooking and eat pizza! They will never understand why it is so easy and convenient. Perhaps somewhere in the basement men got together and signed a secret agreement - "Pizza instead of a stove!"
Theory #3: Men have the secret power of "not giving a damn"
When something breaks, and they get a hammer or a screwdriver, they immediately turn into masters. But why fix it right away? You can sit, think... and then forget! This "don't care" attitude is the best shield from unnecessary worries.
Theory #4: The phone is a portal to another world
When a man is immersed in his phone, it seems that he has gone to another dimension. But in fact, it is a conspiracy to avoid talking about who will wash the dishes. A secret refuge that is inaccessible!
Men are mysterious creatures with their own set of secrets and tricks. But this is their special charm! And most importantly, they know how to make us laugh and surprise us.