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🔮 watermelon horoscope: choose your fruit based on your zodiac sign 🍉
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♈️ Aries-Watermelon
Impulsive, heavy and ripe in May.
If you take it home, it will start a fruit riot in the fridge.
Cuts sharply, eats greedily.
Advice: protect yourself with napkins - it is explosive, like you.
♉️ Taurus-Watermelon
Juicy, lazily rolls along the counter, as if saying:
"Buy me - and that's it, don't go anywhere else."
Perfect with feta cheese and a TV series.
Can lie for a week until you ripen.
♊️ Gemini-Watermelon
Stripes with a riddle, taste - like a mood.
Classic on the outside, honey on the inside, or “why did I buy that?”
Advice: take one at random, it will be fun either way 😅
♋️ Cancer-Watermelon
Sensitive and sweet, especially closer to the middle.
Usually ripens under the moon, and is bought out of compassion.
Ideal for romantic dinners... with yourself.
♌️ Leo-Watermelon
Big, shiny, requires a separate cart and applause.
It tastes like a holiday on a fork.
If you don’t like it, you’re just not worthy. 😎
♍️ Virgo-Watermelon
Perfectly shaped, cut by the centimeter, the seeds are lined up.
Don’t eat it with your hands - it will be offended.
But the taste is incomparable, as is the order in the refrigerator.
♎️ Libra-Watermelon
Standing at the checkout and wondering: is it sweet or not?
Maybe perfect, or maybe just photogenic.
Cut on a beautiful plate, otherwise he will go to another.
♏️ Scorpio-Watermelon
Dark green, mysterious and potentially dangerous.
Juicy, but with character.
Try a piece - you will want the whole. But be prepared for the consequences... 😈
♐️ Sagittarius-Watermelon
Bought spontaneously, eaten in the park, with your hands.
Juice up to the elbow, seeds in the grass - just the way you like it!
After it - lightness, fun and marks on the T-shirt.
♑️ Capricorn-Watermelon
I spent half an hour getting out, knocking according to GOST.
Cut strictly diagonally.
At first it seems boring, but then you cry with happiness.
♒️ Aquarius-Watermelon
Unexpected taste, possibly with a hint of lime.
Grandma chooses it, but grandson eats it — with TikTok.
Goes well with feta, sea salt and strange ideas.
♓️ Pisces-Watermelon
Soft, melting, dreams of summer even in winter.
You don't eat it — you feel it.
Best of all — in an embrace, on a blanket, listening to the TV series "What Watermelons Talk About".

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