Do you know what this means in female translation? It means: "I've been wearing these same shorts since 2009 🕰️, and yes, I love them as much as my first car 🚗"
This is not about a couple of extra pounds. This is about that eternal, sacred male attachment to the same thing that has survived everything - moving 📦, renovations, divorce, three dogs 🐕, two vacations 🌴 and eight renovations in the apartment.
These shorts have already become part of his DNA 🧬. They have seen him in moments of triumph, laziness, hot evenings by the barbecue and cold winter nights, when he swears that he “just went out for salt” and returned two hours later.
And yes, they have lost their shape, color and fastener... but they have not lost their mission. Because for a man, "not in the best shape" is not about muscles 💪. It is about comfort, memories and the fact that he is still the same guy from 2009... just now with Wi-Fi 📶.
And we, women, can grumble, laugh, roll our eyes 🙄 - but secretly we know: as long as these shorts are alive, he is in the best shape in his world. And arguing with this is pointless. 😉
Marina🔥