⚡ Pros?
— No drama. No one asks why you didn’t like his photo from five years ago.
— No fights because of who forgot to buy bread.
— Just lightness, pleasure and a little sugar in the blood.

🙃 Cons?
— Well, who will hug you later when you catch a cold and sneeze so much that even the cat will run off the couch?
— Or who will bring you tea in bed? After all, with a no-strings-attached cupcake, most often all that’s left is… an empty plate.

😂 By the way, “no-strings” sounds beautiful right up until the moment someone decides to ask:
— “Why did you put a heart under her photo again?”
— “But you said we were just friends…”
And then the whole “muffin” turns into a pie with a filling called “jealousy.”

💡 So, perhaps, a muffin without obligations is like fast food: tasty, fast, bright, but it’s unlikely to replace homemade borscht with love.