That is a very funny story, although I'm certain it wasn't funny at the time!

As for me, many years ago, when I was married, I went to surprise my wife at the beauty shop. I walked into the shop and made eye contact with the beautician who normally worked with my wife. I mouthed the words "where is she?" and the girl pointed to a chair.
The place was busy, all the chairs were occupied, and she had pointed to a chair way down the aisle. I sneaked down as quietly as I could, bent over the chair (she was facing away) and said "hi, honey" and kissed her cheek. At that point, my wife came walking around the corner, and the lady whom I had kissed whipped around in the chair in wonderment. I was terribly embarrassed and must have turned bright red. I started babbling some explanation, and the whole shop burst out in laughter when they realized what had happened. My wife laughed, the lady laughed, and finally I laughed. Not fun then, but funny now!

The picture is of she and I over 20 years ago.