A week ago I bought a tripod, a ring light and decided I’m a lifestyle blogger 🤳 now, gonna film myself drinking matcha in sunset rays.
Started filming "aesthetic morning," set up the camera and at that exact moment my cat decided to knock a cactus 🌵 pot straight into my porridge. Instead of a gentle breakfast, the video turned into a "survival in the desert" show with cursing and dirt in my mouth.

Then I went outside for a stylish walk shot, and a pigeon 🐦 attacked me trying to steal my hair clip, so the vlog looks like a war zone report!!

I looked at the edit and realized my aesthetic is mismatched socks and a pile of dishes waiting for a savior. Deleted all footage, sold the tripod and decided I’d rather be an anonymous hater in the comments than do this.

Being pretty on the internet is a job, and I was born to lie in pajamas watching serial killer shows 💅💅