So I came to the shopping center to update my wardrobe... I went into a decent store, fitting room with pink curtains. Walk in with a dress and turn on the light.
GOOD LORD
The mirror showed me all my sins since 2015
Every wrinkle, every cellulite bump glowed like a Christmas tree!!!!
"Do you need help?" the assistant yells from behind the curtain
"I need an exorcist!" I reply. "There's a monster living in this mirror!"
"It’s just our new 'realistic lighting'"
"Realistiiiiic?" I yell "I look like a zombie after a week-long bender!"

Fled the place without the dress and bought a huge hoodie.
In this, neither the mirror nor society can see me.
The perfect plan👹