I'm not alone, I'm just in a beta relationship that, for some reason, never gets released. Everyone around me is updating: someone's getting married, someone's getting divorced, someone's found themselves for the third time, and I'm still in searching for a network mode. Sometimes I feel like love is like Wi-Fi: everyone's got a signal, but I either have a weak signal or the wrong password. And it seems like I've tried everything, being mysterious, being open, and even "not texting first" (spoiler: it doesn't work if no one else is texting)

But you know what's weirdest?
I'm not unhappy.
I just sometimes get bored without this chaos called a relationship..