Hello dear readers! Wow! Today it is 30 December and i know that every one is busy with cookings and preparations. May i make your mood?! :) I would like to share a few Ukrainian jokes with you! Maybe some will not be clear? Ask me, i will explain you with big pleasure!! Can you share some jokes with me too!? :)

*The gray bunny jumped to the oven! :)

*Firefighters shouted three times, "Fade out the Christmas tree!", But it did not help! :)

 *70% of children do not believe in sober Father Frost. :) :)

*WikiLeakss is going to publish a list of Santa Claus with a list of bad and good girls. do you want this list? :)

*The pissing boy saved the boy who licked the swing!

*Darling, what do you want to give to the New Year?
"It does not matter, darling, if only the box was a machine gun.

*Vasya's double-dad woked up on January 1 with a fourth-size breast. But it was not necessary for the elder sister to write off a letter to Father Frost.

*Guys, and you know what Zhenya was doing for the New Year. He rolled snowmen.
- What's so surprising about it?
- So, he rolled them in a taxi! :)

*The father of the Klitschko brothers prepared them for the profession of boxers from the very childhood. And so I gave them a gift for two on New Year's Eve. :)

*Santa Claus! Do not put me a gift under the tree!
Better immediately drive him into the garage! :)
 
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Kate


PS! The picture is fun, hinting on the wishes of every girl!!! it seems to have found her gifts in the jewelery section of Walmart's catalog of her mother. In a letter that makes her only regret her future men and her husband, she just cut out pictures of what she wants - every thing in gold with sparkling diamonds. So i wish to you to find what you really deserve and for me to find a man who will treat me in the best way no matter what i wish!!! because holidays are made for all dreams come true!!