I just looked at profiles and realized: the world has gone crazy for the perfect life. Everyone's so perfect, it's enough to make my teeth ache. I also love beautiful dresses and look well-groomed, but at the same time, I can easily eat pizza with my hands right in the car or argue with you about football.

I'm looking for a man who's already proven himself to everyone in this life, earned his money, and now wants simple, human... pleasure. No drama, no manipulation, no constant hints. I know how to be very caring, gentle, and create an atmosphere at home that will make you want to fly there from work at breakneck speed. But I need a man who is stronger than me in character. Someone who takes action, not promises.

Let's test your intuition: what's the first word in a woman's message that immediately tells you she's going to give you the runaround?