I was reading some trivia today and it completely cracked me up, so I decided I absolutely had to school you guys on a few things. Here are ten facts about men that might've not heard before, along with my completely unfiltered thoughts on them.

🏃‍♂️The Endless Beard: The average man's beard would grow to a massive 27.5 feet long if he never shaved his entire life. Who exactly is willing to try this out for science, because I am highly curious? Haha!

🏃‍♂️The Sleep Talkers: Men are significantly more likely to talk in their sleep than women, and they also use more aggressive language when doing it. What kind of secrets are you hiding in that subconscious mind of yours? 🤫

🏃‍♂️The Slower Blink: Men blink about half as often as women do throughout the day. Is that why you are all so incredibly good at winning staring contests when a pretty woman walks past? 😉

🏃‍♂️Different Taste Buds: Men actually have fewer taste buds than women on average. This completely explains why an ex thought his not-so-good cooking tasted like a five-star meal!👀

🏃‍♂️The Hiccup Curse: Severe, chronic hiccups affect men about four times more often than women. Honestly, that sounds like a very exhausting superpower to possess. Sorry. men!

🏃‍♂️Unique Body Heat: Men naturally have a higher metabolic rate, meaning your skin usually feels like a personal radiator. Are you ready to let a cold foreign girl use you as a human blanket this winter? 🥶

🏃‍♂️Color Blindness: The gene for color blindness is carried on the X chromosome, which means roughly 1 in 12 men experience it compared to only 1 in 200 women. So when you pick out a terrible outfit, I guess you could blame science instead of your taste! 😅👔

🏃‍♂️The Adam's Apple Mystery: Every single person has one, but testosterone causes the male larynx to grow much larger during puberty, creating that sharp, attractive angle. Why do you think that specific part of a man's neck is so incredibly mesmerizing to look at?

🏃‍♂️Heart Habits: A man's heart beats significantly slower than a woman's heart on average. Does your heart rate speed up instantly when my name pops up on your screen, or are you always this cool under pressure? ⚡️

🏃‍♂️The Calorie Burn: Men burn calories much faster than women even when you are just sitting completely still doing nothing. That is honestly the most unfair biological cheat code in existence!

Well, that's it for today! Which one of these ten facts describes your own daily reality best?😜

Elena👩🏻‍🎤🎤