Included:

One girl;
Two bags of self-irony;
Occasional bouts of "I can do it all myself";
An inexplicable love of late-night walks;
And a built-in "tell me everything is fine when nothing is fine" function.

Warning:

Don't try to fix me if I'm upset.

Bring me some tea first.

Don't ask, "Why are you so sad?"

I don't always know.

Sometimes I just need a day when no one wants anything from me.

Don't confuse my independence with a lack of need for care.

If I say "I can handle it myself," it sometimes means "I can handle it, but I'd still be glad if you stayed around."

Don't use the phrase "you think too much."

Yes.

I think.

That's how my head works.

And, unfortunately, the manufacturer didn't include a "turn off internal dialogue" button.

Another important point.

And yes, I have a delete function.

It activates when I feel unwanted for too long.

It works without warning.