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men’s world, men’s rules
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All people have their own rules of life! Especially women! Perhaps we have too much free time to create large list of rules)
And I'd like to talk about the men's rules for women! Please read and tell me what you like and what not!
I found this list in one men's magazine. And it is written from man's words!

- Crying is blackmail.
- If you want something — tell straight hints do not work!
"Yes" and "No" are perfectly suited as an answer to almost any question.
- Share with man only the problems that must be solved. For sympathy go to friends.
- If the headache does not pass 17 months, with you is clearly something wrong. Go to the doctor.
- All we have said 6 months ago cannot be used as an argument in the dispute. Moreover, the shelf life of any replica or comment automatically expire not later than 7 days.
- If you think you're fat, it probably is. don't need to ask.

- If what we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the interpretations is valid at you like a red rag to a bull, we mean the second.
- You can ask us to do something or to say how we should do it. But not both options together. If you know how to do what you need in the best possible way, go ahead and do it.
- No one told Christopher Columbus where to go. And we don't need it!
- All men see in only 16 colors, like in the standard color scheme of Windows. Peach is the juice, not the color. Pumpkin – pie, is also not a color. What is coral or mauve, we have no idea.
- If something itches that need scratching. Point.
- If we ask what happened, and you answer
"nothing", then we'll behave as if nothing happened. It is clear that you are lying, but the point to argue?!
- If you ask a question that does not want to hear the answer, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
- If we need somewhere to go together, absolutely any wear is fine... Really.
- No need to ask what we think if you are not ready to discuss such topics as the transfer of Arshavin, device motherboard or the results of yesterday's rally.
- You DO HAVE something to wear.
- I'm in good shape. Round is also a shape.

Interesting to know if you agree with such rules!
How do you think, if woman used such rules, could life become easier?)))
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