Sometimes it feels like men and women live on different planets. For instance, a man might say, "I’ll call you back soon" but in the time it takes for that to happen, a woman could cook dinner, watch three episodes of a TV series, and mentally say goodbye to him forever.

You claim to love a "natural look," yet you end up being drawn to a woman who spent two hours in front of the mirror! And why is it that when you say, "I’m not hungry," you almost always end up eating half of my portion?

I’ve also noticed a few other interesting male quirks:

You can spend half an hour looking for your keys while they’ve been in your hand the whole time.

You say, "I don’t care where we go," but then proceed to reject the first five restaurants suggested.

You insist that you aren’t the jealous type, yet somehow you manage to notice every single man who "likes" a woman’s post.

You can spend hours talking about cars, football, or fishing but when asked, "What are you thinking about?" you simply reply, "Nothing."

Of course, I might be exaggerating a little or am I?

Now, let’s be honest, gentlemen: what are some habits women have that you find both annoying and endearing at the same time? What do we do that you’ll never be able to wrap your heads around? And, most importantly in what situations do you find yourselves acting completely illogically?

I promise not to argue well, at least I’ll try!
Nati