Carter: What do elves do in school?
Miley: What?
Carter: Presentations!
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Arjun: What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
Alexander: I haven’t the foggiest.
Arjun: An abdominal snowman.
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John: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
Zack: What?
John: A cookie sheet.
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Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Suiyao: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
David: I don’t know.
Suiyao: Elf-is Presley!
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Jeremy: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Brian: I’m stumped.
Jeremy: Frostbite!
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What did Adam say the day before Christmas? “It’s Christmas, Eve!”
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Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor? Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
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What goes Ho Ho Whoosh, Ho Ho Whoosh? Santa going through a revolving door!
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